[Verse]
Melvin the magical hot dog
Was lying in his bun
Just waiting for a friend to come along
Little Billy bought him
From a vender in the street
And now our epic story has begun

[Chorus]
Melvin the magical hot dog (Oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh)
He's a teeny weenie
He's gonna fight for you and for me
Melvin the magical hot dog (Oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh)
USDA-approved
Yeah, he does it for me and for you

[Outro]
Yeah, he's a hot dog!