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[Intro]
(Gather ‘round friends and hear the tale)
(Of the brave and handsome pirate snail)

[Verse 1]
Pirate snail on Broccoli Island
Up on the hill, see his flag is flying
Down on beach he’s assembled the crew
There’s Earwig Emily and Batty LaRue

[Verse 2]
Pirate snail sailing the seven seas
Boom! go the cannons shooting jelly beans
First mate Rudy’s a potato bug
Down goes the root beer glug, glug, glug

[Chorus]
Singing, “Yo Ho Ho Ho Ho!”
Hoist the sails and away we go
Singing, “Yo Ho Ho Ho Ho!”
Waving to the whales
Shouting, “There she blows!”
Hooray for the pirate snail!
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[Verse 3]
The Pirate snail fighting the storm
The ship was heavy with candy corn
Emily slipped off of the mainsail line
Rudy caught her pincher just in the nick of time

[Verse 4]
Then dark clouds parted and the sun broke through
“Broccoli ho!”, shouted Batty LaRue
Rudy grabbed the wheel and gave it a spin
Boom! went the jelly bean cannons again!

[Chorus]
Singing, “Yo Ho Ho Ho Ho!”
Hoist up the sails and away we go
Singing, “Yo Ho Ho Ho Ho!”
Waving to the whales
Shouting, “There she blows!”
Hooray for the pirate snail!

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[Verse 5]
Rita The Roach giving the deck swab
Larval-stage Louie’s grilling up kebabs
Emily and Batty are out on the sand
Rudy’s in line at the snorkel stand
[Verse 6]
Pirate snail on the broccoli isle
Always trying his best to make his mama smile
Doesn’t bury his treasure ‘cause that’s no fun
Gonna share all the booty with everyone

[Chorus]
Singing, “Yo Ho Ho Ho Ho!”
Hoist up the sails and away we go
Singing, “Yo Ho Ho Ho Ho!”
Waving to the whales
Shouting, “There she blows!”
Hooray for the pirate snail!
Hooray for the pirate snail!
Hooray for the pirate snail!

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