Fruit Roll Up Gremlin
Thieving the snack food from the young
Fruit Roll Up Gremlin
The flavor of ill-gotten treats on his tongue

More evil than cupcake troll
Or a goblin, or a Smurf
Stealing the snack food from the children
While they study in their school
Yeah!
Wow!

Insert your own guitar solo here
Yeah!
You are the master!
Doo-diddly-doo-diddly-doo-diddly-doo

More evil than cupcake troll
Or a goblin, or a Smurf
Stealing the snack food from the children
While they study in their school

Your fruit roll up is mine!
Muahaha!