[Verse 1: Rivers Cuomo]
All alone here on a Friday
After all the things that I did my way
I will come back home to my shell
Can I ever break out of this cold cell?

[Pre-Chorus: Labi Siffre, Rivers Cuomo]
I've just about had it up to here
Can't you leave me alone?
About a thousand years ('cause I'm bored)

[Chorus: Rivers Cuomo]
And I suck
I suck
What the fuck?
I suck

[Verse 2: Rivers Cuomo]
Just tonight I saw a beauty
Her pigtails could send a shiver through me
But she walked off with some lame guy
Why can't I have someone here to say hi?

[Pre-Chorus: Labi Siffre, Rivers Cuomo]
I've just about had it up to here
Can't you leave me alone?
About a thousand years ('cause I'm bored)
[Chorus: Rivers Cuomo]
And I suck
I suck
What the fuck?
I suck

[Pre-Chorus: Labi Siffre, Rivers Cuomo]
I've just about had it up to here
Can't you leave me alone?
About a thousand years ('cause I'm bored)

[Chorus: Rivers Cuomo]
And I suck
I suck
What the fuck?
I suck

[Outro: Rivers Cuomo]
I suck
I suck
I suck
I suck