[Verse 1]
Li'l Abner
Don't marry that gal
Even though she's nice as she can be
When you don't say nothing never
Will she make believe you're clever
Like for instance, me

[Verse 2]
Li'l Abner
Don't marry that gal
Even though you has that license fee
Would she put up with your yawning
And not hate you in the morning
Like for instance, me

[Verse 3]
Why take a chance on a new love
'Specially a gal you don't know
Come back to me and your true love
And the folks who miss you so

[Verse 4]
Li'l Abner
Don't marry that gal
Don't make my love for you a mockery
Though it sounds like foolish hokum
There's just one girl that rates a yokum
And that gal is me