(Verse 1)
[SHIRLEY]
It's time you made your mind up not to stall with me
Start playin' ball with me
Your future isn't changeable, it's shapeable
It's inescapable
If you should run to China or Turkey or Sweden or Herzegovina or Mars
It wouldn't matter where you'd be
A force would pull you back to me
It's written in the stars

(Chorus 1)
It's fate, baby, it's fate
And it's knocking at our door
It's fate, baby, and that's the reason
You're mine and I am yours

Don't wait, baby, don't wait
It'll happen anyhow
Don't wait, baby, don't do next season
What you can do right now

There's a plan
For every woman and every man
Each was made for the other
Don't treat me like a brother
Too late, baby, too late
So accept your destiny
It's fate, baby, that you were meant to fall
In love with me

(dance break)

(Verse 2)
I've gone and studied up on my astrology
I'm really knowledge-y

[DENNIS]
It doesn't matter if you are Aquarius
Or Sagittarius
Or Gemini or Scorpio or Taurus the bull, Capricorn or Pisces the fish

[SHIRLEY]
Winter, summer, spring, or fall
As long as you were born at all
Mister, you're my dish

(Chorus 2)
It's fate, baby, it's fate

[DENNIS]
Can't I even put up a fuss?
[SHIRLEY]
It's fate, baby, the stars have written
That you and me is us

It's right, baby, so right
I can see it in the stars
Don't fight, baby, take off that mitten
'Cause you and me is par

Listen, mac
It's all arranged in the zodiac
You comin' and goin'
Ain't what your future's showin'

Too late, baby, too late
This feeling in me stirs
It's fate, baby, so let's start buying towels
Marked "His" and "Hers."