My feet were killing me
My dogs were barkin'
I must have fallen asleep
Where I was parkin'

And then I dreamed two dogs were talkin'
Take my word
It was the doggone-est thing
You ever heard

She said (Mama will bark) You look so lovely in the moonlight
(Yes, but Papa will bark) Your eyes are shining like the starlight
(Yes, but Mama will bark) Your lips are so inviting, darling
Give me one more kiss

(Mama will spank) The night is young and you are here so near
(But Papa will spank) Please let me whisper in your ear, my dear
(But Mama will spank) This is the moment I have dreamed of, darling
Oh, what a bliss

I think that I shall never see
A tree as lovely as thee
Hot dog, woof

(Take me right home) I wish tonight would never end
(I know that Papa will spank) I'd like to be more than a friend
(I know but Mama will bark) You know I'm crazy 'bout you, honey
Give me one more kiss
Give me a kiss (I really have to go, Ma will worry)
Give me a kiss (It's getting late. I really have to hurry)
Hah, hah, hah (Well, just a teensie weensie little one
And then goodnight)

Give me a paw (That thing inside me says I really shouldn't)
Let me hold your paw (If it was anybody else, I wouldn't)
Give me a paw (The way you make me stay out late with you)
(It just ain't right)

I swear that I shall never see
A canine lovely as thee
Hot dog, woof

(Take me right home) I wish the night would never end
(I know but papa will spank) I'd like to be more than a friend
(I know but Mama will bark) You know I'm crazy about you, honey
Give me one more kiss

Oh, so you're the one out there that keeps me daughter out at night, hah?
Well, take that! Yelp. And take that. Yelp. And take that. Yelp
Yelp, yelp, yelp, yelp, yelp, yelp
Hot dog, woof