They call you lady luck
But there is room for doubt
At times you have a very un-lady-like way
Of running out
You're on this date with me
The pickin's have been lush
And yet before this evening is over
You might give me the brush
You might forget your manners
You might refuse to stay
And so the best that I can do is pray

Luck be a lady tonight
Luck be a lady tonight
Luck if you've ever been a lady to begin with
Luck be a lady tonight

Luck let a gentleman see
Just how nice a dame you can be
I know the way you've trеated other men you'vе been with
Luck be a lady with me
A lady doesn't leave her escort
It isn't fair, and it's not nice
A lady doesn't wander all over the room
And blow on some other guy's dice
Lets keep the party polite
Never move out of my sight
Stick with me baby, I'm the fella you came in with
Luck be a lady tonight
Luck let a gentleman see
Just how nice, how nice a dame you can be
I know the way you've treated other guys you've been with
But luck be a lady with me
A lady doesn't leave her escort
It isn't fair, and it's not nice
A lady doesn't wander all over the room
And then blow on some other guy's dice
Why not keep this party polite
Never get out of my sight
Stick with me baby, I'm the cap that you came in with
Luck be a lady, luck be a lady, luck be a lady tonight, tonight.

(Thank you ladies and gentlemen. That's a crap shooter song.)