[Chorus]
Call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up
Call me when you try to wake her

[Verse 1]
This here is the place where I'll be staying
There isn't a number, you can call the pay phone
Let it ring a long, long, long, long time
If I don't pick up, the sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in a coil
Ooooh
Ooooh
If I don't pick up, the sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in a coil

[Chorus]
Call me when you try to wake her up
Call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up
Call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up
Call me when you try to wake her

[Verse 2]
There are scratches all around the coin slot
Like a heartbeat claw trying to get out
This machine can only swallow money
You can't script your name in the bigger design
It's just a lot of stupid, stupid signs
Tell her
Tell her she can kiss my ass
Then laugh and say that you were only kidding
That way she'll know that it's really, really, really, really me
[Chorus]
Call me when you try to wake her up
Call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up
Call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up
Call me when you try to wake her
Ohhhh

[Verse 3]
Baby, instant soup doesn't really grab me
Today I need something more sub-sub-sub-substantial
A can of beans or black-eyed peas, some Nescafe and ice
A candy bar, a falling star, or a reading of Doctor Seuss

[Chorus]
Call me when you try to wake her up
Call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up
Call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up
Call me when you try to wake her
Ohhh

[Bridge]
The Cat in the Hat came back, wreaked a lot of havoc on the way
Always had a smile and a reason to pretend
But their world has flat backgrounds
And little need to sleep, sleep but to dream
[Chorus]
Call me when you try to wake her up
Call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up
Call me when you try to wake her
I can always sleep standing up
Call me when you try to wake her
Ohhh

Call me when you try to wake her up
Call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up
Call me when you try to wake her
I can always sleep standing up
Call me when you try to wake her
Ohhh

Call me when you try to wake her up
Call me when you try to wake her
I can always sleep standing up
Call me when you try to wake her
I can always sleep standing up
Call me when you try to wake her
Ohhh

Call me when you try to wake her up
Call me when you try to wake her
I can always sleep standing up
Call me when you try to wake her
I can always sleep standing up
Call me when you try to wake her
[Outro]
We've got to moogie, moogie, move on this one
Now