[Verse 1]
You don't have to take the bar exam to see
What you've done is Ignoramus 103
What've I got to hang my hat on, you don't have a pot to pee in
All this just to be your friend, I was there until the end
Extortion and arson, petty larceny

[Chorus]
I know you called, I know you called
I know you called
I know you called, I know you called
I know you hung up my line, star 69

[Verse 2]
I know all about the warehouse fire
I know squirrelys didn't chew the wires
Three people have my number, the other two were with me
I don't like to tattle-tale but I'm not your patsy
This time you have gone too far for me

[Chorus]
I know you called, I know you called
I know you called
I know you called, I know you called
I know you hung up my line, star 69
[Verse 3]
Why'd you put your quarter down on me?
This reads like some dork Inside Edition, Hard Copy
I can't be your character witness, I can't be your alibi
Doorbell rings, it's the FBI, we learned Spy vs. Spy
You, my friend, are guilty as can be

[Chorus]
I know you called, I know you called
I know you called
I know you called, I know you called
I know you hung up my line
I know you called, I know you called
I know you called
I know you called, I know you called
I can't be your alibi, star 69