[Intro]
Mix Master!
[Verse 1: Educated Rapper]
Well all across the metropolitan U-S-A
Everybody with a mouth's talkin' about our DJ
(Mix Master!) DJ Ice
To be precise, the boy is nice
'Cause he can cut butter, cut records, cut a girl in two
And all you wack DJs, he'll cut the mess out of you
He'll cut paper, cut bread, cut down a tree
And make you wish you were dead
When you might as well be
[Chorus]
As a matter of fact, to be exact
This is not fiction, this is all fact
The man in the back is dressed in black
He’s called what we call, the leader of the pack!
[Verse 2: Educated Rapper]
Mix Master!
Cuttin' up a storm
Goin' on strong, all night long, go on
He's down by law with the Force Crew
You can say I'm on his [censored] 'cause you are too
Some people say that we're the Village People of rhymes
'Cause we all have an image that we stand behind
Like I'm the Soldier of Love, Kangol, I never run
'Cause I possess the medals from the battles I won
(And I'm Doctor Ice, so debonair
You can tell that I'm a doctor by the clothes that I wear)
And I'm the world's most educated rapper, MD
And I'm causing much damage in the place to be
[Chorus]
And as a matter of fact, to be exact
This is not fiction, this is all fact
The man in the back is dressed in black
He’s called what we call, the leader of the pack!
[Verse 3: Doctor Ice]
Yes he is above the average man
And he'll cut up any DJ he can
He started from the bottom and took the right route
Now he's scratchin' the break and that's without a doubt
The way I'm going out I think I passed my peak
With Kangol Kid and EMD, we'll never get weak
Rhymes are written every day and never forgot
Sometimes it's hip-hop or it might have a pop
To write a demo record [?] rapper [?]
But the MC ain't fresh unless he's rockin' the beat
And the beat can't be weak, it's got to be tough
An original, that's when I say it's rough
From my point of view that's how I feel
And when I say [?] you know it's real
'Cause I'm the price on your [?], the fare on the bus
And soon you'll be sayin' in Doc we trust
[Verse 4: Kangol Kid]
Well I'm not into surgery, I'm not into books
And I may not look the way you imagined I look
But I'm lookin' good baby and you best believe that
'Cause when they said Kangol, they meant the hat
Uh when they said the Kid they meant me of course
When they said UTFO they meant Untouchable Force
Let me skip that subject and go on to other things
I got a message and the message I bring is
I got the look you want to know better
I'm not Jordache but I consider myself
To never be a loser to none
'Cause I possess the medals from the battles I won
And the way I perform I oughta be sued
'Cause I specialize in bein' nothin' but rude
The leaders of the pack is the ones in command
Comprende, capiche, caput, understand?
[Turntable Break]
Yo! (Bust this)
Yo! (Bust this)
Yo! (Bust this)
Yo! (Bust this)
Yo! (Bust this)
Bust this!
[Verse 5: Educated Rapper]
Beware, the fury of prodigious man
I'll discombobulate any rapper I can
My superior vernacular will keep me ahead
Most of you cogitating what I just said
But, that's just a morsel, I'm very discrete
And the formula for rap like this can't be beat
It's not the usual, it can't be condemned
And my preeminent thoughts will linger on to the end
'Cause I'm exemplary in grammar, I was always inclined
Intellected versers like this are hard to find
The elementary, I always obtain
Interesting lyrics are this cure for your brain
And if I was a Mexican, I'd wear a sombrero
If I was a soldier, I'd probably be a hero
But I'm not, I'm into rap
And I'm down with the Mixer, the leader of the pack!
[Turntable Break]
Mix Master Ice!
Mix Master Ice!
Mix Master Ice!
Mix Master Ice!
Mix Master Ice!
[Bridge]
Did you like that, huh? (Yeah!)
Huh? (Yeah!)
So if you're all excited and you like it like that
Don't tell me, tell the leader of the pack!
[Outro]
I'm sorry but your scratching is up
Please deposit another record or else your party will be terminated, thank you!