[LUIS CARRUTHERS, spoken]
Holy shit
 
[LUIS CARRUTHERS]
Magnificent...
 
[CRAIG MCDERMOTT]
Impressive...
 
[DAVID VAN PATTEN]
So thick...
 
[TIMOTHY PRICE]
And yet so light
 
[LUIS CARRUTHERS]
The lettering
 
[PAUL OWEN]
Romalian
 
[CRAIG MCDERMOTT]
The stock
 
[PAUL OWEN]
It's eggshell white
Don't take chances in the game
It matters what you've drawn
The question's not what's in a name
But what it's printed on
 
[ALL]
Oh, baby baby
You're such a card
You make it look oh-so-easy
When I know it's fuckin' hard
 
Oh, baby baby
This can't be right
How I love your surfaces
How I love your tie
 
[PAUL OWEN]
The impression that you make
 
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
He thinks that I'm a fake
 
[PAUL OWEN]
Is always in your hands
 
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
Does he know who I am?
 
[PAUL OWEN]
Either Constantia
 
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
He says "nice to see ya"
 
[PAUL OWEN]
Or Comic Sans
 
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
But doesn't shake my hand
 
[PAUL OWEN]
In the corporate coliseum
 
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
Everyone that he meets...
 
[PAUL OWEN]
The crowd calls for a showman
 
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
They want to get to know him
 
[PAUL OWEN]
My font
 
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
He's cut from...
 
[PAUL OWEN]
Imperial
 
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
Nice material...
 
[PAUL OWEN]
Yours, Times New Roman
 
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
I ain’t no Willy Loman
 
[ALL]
Oh, baby baby
It's really not that hard
You'll find that when you get it right
A deal's made with a card
Oh, baby baby
You're such a card
You make it look oh-so-easy
When I know it's fuckin' hard
 
[PATRICK BATEMAN]
Oh, baby baby
I'll concede the game
You played your hand well today
But soon you'll know my name