I want blackened charred mahi-mahi
It works so well with Isaac Mizrahi
I'll have soda and crème de menthe
Tastes so good with Oscar de la Renta

The ginger and mango soy black bass
Compliments the beige Bill Blass
I will not touch a drop of red wine
Don't wanna ruin the Calvin Klein

Chanel, Gaultier or Giorgio Armani
Moschino, Alaïa or Norma Kamali
Should I rock the Betsey Johnson
Or stick with classic Comme des Garçon?

No parachutes or Fiorucci
I'm with Prada, I'm with Gucci
When one goes shopping, it's best to take care
As some of us know, you are what you wear

Chanel, Gaultier or Giorgio Armani
Moschino, Alaïa or Norma Kamali
Should I rock the Betsey Johnson
Or stick with classic Comme des Garçon?

In a certain kind of neighborhood
You might get away with Vivienne Westwood
But by von Furstenberg we swear
It's a wrap, you are what you wear
You are what you wear