[AUDREY II]
Feed me!

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
Does it have to be human?

[AUDREY II]
Feed me!

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
Does it have to be mine?

[AUDREY II]
Feed me!

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
Where am I supposed to get it?

[AUDREY II]
Feed me, Seymour, feed me all night long
That's right, boy, you can do it
Feed me, Seymour, feed me all night long
'Cause if you feed me, Seymour
I can grow up big and strong

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
You eat blood, Audrey II, let's face it
How am I supposed to keep on feeding you? Kill people?
[AUDREY II, spoken]
I'll make it worth your while

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
Look, you're a plant! An inanimate object!

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Does this look inanimate to you, punk?!
If I can talk, and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want?

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
Like what?

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Like, deliver, pal! Like see you get everything your secret greasy heart desires!

[AUDREY II & (CHIFFON, CRYSTAL, AND RONETTE)]
Would you like a Cadillac car? (Cadillac car)
Or a guest shot on Jack Paar? (Shot on Jack Paar)
How about a date with Hedy Lamarr?
You're gonna git it! (Git it, git it, git it)

How'd you like to be a big wheel? (Be a big wheel)
Dining out for every meal (Every meal)
I'm the plant who can make it real
You're gonna git it! (Ooh, you gonna git it now!)
I'm your genie
I'm your friend, I'm your willing slave
Take a chance, just feed me and
You know the kinda eats
The kinda red-hot treats
The kind of sticky, licky sweets I crave

Come on, Seymour, don't be a putz (A putz)
Trust me and your life will surely rival King Tut's (King Tut's)
Show a little initiative
Work up the guts, and you'll git it!

[SEYMOUR]
I don't know, I don't know
I have so, so many strong reservations
Should I go and perform mutilations?

[AUDREY II, spoken]
You didn't have nothin' till you met me
Come on, kid, what'll it be? Money? Girls? One particular girl? How 'bout that Audrey? Think it over...
There must be someone you could eighty-six, real quiet like, and get me some lunch!

[AUDREY II & (CHIFFON, CRYSTAL, AND RONETTE)]
How's about a room at the Ritz (How about a room at the Ritz)
Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz (Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz)
A little nookie gonna clean up your zits
And you'll git it! (Git it)
[SEYMOUR & (AUDREY II)]
Gee, I'd like a Harley machine (Now you're cooking)
Drive it around like I was James Dean (Yeah!)
Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green

[AUDREY II]
So, go git it!
If you wanna be profound
And you really gotta justify
Take a breath and look around
A lot of folks deserve to die

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute! That's not a very nice thing to say!

[AUDREY II, spoken]
But it's true, isn't it?

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
No! I don't know anybody who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Mmmm, sure you do...

[ORIN, spoken]
Stupid woman!
Christ, what a friggin' scatterbrain!

[AUDREY, spoken]
I'm sorry, doctor! I'm sorry, doctor!

[ORIN, spoken]
Now get the hell in there and pick up the god-damn sweater you dizzy cow!

[AUDREY, spoken]
Yes, doctor! Right away, doctor

[ORIN, spoken]
Christ, if your stupid head weren't screwed on

[SEYMOUR & AUDREY II, sung]
If you want a rationale
It isn't very hard to see
Stop and think it over, pal
The guy sure looks like plant food to me
The guy sure looks like plant food to me
The guy sure looks like plant food to me

[SEYMOUR]
He's so nasty, treatin' her rough

[AUDREY II]
Smackin' her around and always talkin' so tough

[SEYMOUR]
You need blood, and he's got more than enough

[AUDREY II]
I need blood, and he's got more than enough

[SEYMOUR & AUDREY II, sung]
You/I need blood and he's got more than enough

[AUDREY II]
So, go git it!