[Verse 1]
(A hot) Stone shaker, you're here tonight
You've got to, you love maker
Girl it's alright
You can't remember when you smiled
You know it's going to take some time, yeah

Heart-walker, I need your touch
You've got to, Night-stalker
Love you so much
You feel you need a hand to hold
Then maybe you and I
Can make it on our own

[Chorus]
Bring out some Slapstick (Turning me on)
Bring out the magic (You're number one)
I want some Slapstick, yeah (Making me high)
Because the Slapstick love will make you smile
Every time, yeah (Oh, yeah)

[Verse 2]
(The heart) The heart-breaker has gone away
So baby (To who?), you don't fake it
Let your heart play
'Cause there's more than love, that we can make (More than love to make)
Your holding it behind your eyes, yeah, yeah
It's some feeling, you can't explain
It's such a (A hard), a hard feeling
Lying in bed's flame
You're spinning 'round and 'round again ('Round and 'round again)
And baby you and I
Can make it on our own
[Chorus]
Give me some Slapstick, yeah (Turning me on)
Bring out the magic (You're number one)
I want some Slapstick, girl (Making me high)
Because the Slapstick love will make you smile (Oh)
Every time
Hee hee, hee hee
Oh!

[Bridge]
(No more crying)
Reach out and bring a little love
In your life, girl
(Keep on trying)
You got to keep on trying baby
Holding on to love, tonight

[Guitar Solo]

(Oh no)

[Verse 3]
Stone-shaker, you're hot tonight
You've got to, you love maker
Girl it's alright
And you're spinning' round and round again
So baby let it shine
And everything's alright
[Chorus]
Bring out the Slapstick (Turning me on)
I want some magic, girl (You're number one)
I want some Slapstick, girl (Making me high)
Because the Slapstick love, will make you smile

[Chorus]
Bring out the Slapstick (Turning me on)
I want some magic, girl (You're number one)
I want some Slapstick (Making me high)
Because the Slapstick love, will make you smile

[Chorus]
Bring out the Slapstick, (Turning me on)
I want some magic, girl (You're number one)
I want some Slapstick, girl (Making me high)
Because the Slapstick love, will make you smile
(Oh)

[Outro]
I want some slapstick, girl (Turning me on)
Some magic, girl (You're number one)
I want some slapstick, girl (Making me high)
Because the Slapstick love, will make you smile