[Beginning: Andrew Massoud]
But you can click this audio button
[Intro: Flight Attendant]
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[Intro: _inky]
That shit looks like it belongs in... Fortnite
[Producer Tag]
This is a Connor certified hood beat
[Intro: Shrek & Donkey]
Hahahahahahahaha you think Shrek is your true love hoo hoo hoo
[Verse 1: Lil Skid Mark, Jotaro Kujo, Wings Of Redemption, Keemstar, Michael Jackson]
Ayy fuckin' hoes with my man Clinton and Epstein
Pickin’ up Glocks like bitches
Seein' the glitches in their pussies
(Bruh)
Shoutout to my main bitches Avery and Rebecca
Their pussy so good
(Fuck her right in the pussy)
Coochie so fire it's so appalling
(YES YES YES)
Your mom loves my cock likes it DiGiorno
She fucks like it’s a damn porno
Just kidding that shit is for homos
We only be praying to our lord and savior
(Bababooey)
Bitches treat my dick like its an embassy
Better get a vasectomy to not spread the legacy
Got a cock of gold that never gets old to these hoes
(LOOK HERE, LOOK, LISTEN)
Droppin' bars like World Trade Centers
Shoutout to George Bush, wait never mind
Fuck George Bush
(Keemstar: Ranger Joe scream)
Rest In Peace to my man Donald Trump
Man was such a pimp
*Lil Skid Mark moaning*
(Hee Hee)
[Verse 2: Lil DooDoo]
Every night I jack off
(Bruh)
This stupid bitch just gave me a cough
Bitch told me I look like Kristoff (from Frozen)
Then she took my pants off (OOOHOHHHH SHE DID WHAAAT TO YOUR WHOOOO)
My penis is approximately 7 and a half inches long
So happy I'm going to smoke a bong
Just kidding, Drugs are bad
Me and my boys smoking penises
(Moaning)
Your mom is a redditor
A goddamn predator
Your mom legit voted for Biden
Lol just kidding Biden fucking cheated (Just like my bitchy wife)
(Fart)
My girlfriend just fucked me with a strap on
(Bruh)
Fucked me so bad I need a tampon!
(Slowed Bruh)
(WHAT THE FUCK SHE WHAAAAT)
Fuck PornHub
Me and the boys going on Hentai Haven
Actually fuck that too
Porn isn't even epic anymore
(Allahu Akbar)
[Interlude: Arthur Fleck (Joker), Murray]
How about another joke Murray
I think we've had enough of your jokes
What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner and a society that treats him like trash
I'll call the police
I'll tell ya what you get
You get what you fuckin' deserve
[Interlude: Joe Biden, Keemstar, Donald J. Trump, Peter Griffin, Hillary Clinton, God, Jeffrey Epstein, Jesus Christ]
Minnesota
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, FUCKING WHORES, YOU FUCKING WHORES
And when you’re a star they let you do it, you can do anything, you grab ’em by the pussy
Boy this is worse than the time I was sus, oh yeah it was definitely green, boy let me tell ya he was eyein' that drip the whole time, caught him in the act, I chose brown because it’s the color of poo
Pokémon GO to the polls
Who made mans' mouth, who made the deaf, the mute, the seeing, or the blind, did not I, now go
Could you please give us your name (White people be like), Jeffrey Epstein, is it true sir that uhh (Black people be like), you have been described as an egg shaped penis (What in the fuck)
I am the light of the world, he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life
Fuck this I'm on blogTV with my fucking hands up, I'm not starting my fucking self, you fucking stupid bitch, this stupid fucking justice all fucking righteous fucking (Slowed Bruh), Alex is doing this shit, you fucking (Slowed Bruh), I swear to fucking God I’m gonna, yo everybody type in the chat Alex is a stupid (Slowed Bruh), just type in the chat Alex is a stupid (Slowed Bruh)
[Verse 3: Lil Shart Face, Kanye West, Playboi Carti, Seth Rogen, lil graz 9]
Yeah I just shit my pants
(Poop)
Always doin' crazy shit
Like contracting AIDS
(Bruh)
Lil Skid Mark always talkin' ‘bout
James Charles
But been saying
(They thought I was gay)
I'm high off this piss pack
Little boys in that group chat
Always acting wack
(Pussy)
But I won't shoot up the school
Like my boy Thomas Jordan
(Bruh)
And you know I'm ballin'
Like Michael Jordan
Shoutout Mr. Massoud
He a real dude
When I see a black person
You know I gotta kneel
(White people be like)
You literally have chlamydia
(Bruh)
And you know I'm good at the Frases Del Día
Like uno, dos, tres
Damn
I that drink was laced
(You always act like a lil brat)
Shout Out Lil DooDoo
He a real fella
And he's always horny
And Taco Bell makin' him shart
So you know he just took a doodoo
(21)
I'm one third of PooPoo
My rhymes are so sick
Like that one Jew
Your balls be lookin' real blue
When I see Obama
I go pew pew pew
(You a victim)
[Outro: Bill Clinton]
I did not have sexual relations with that women
[Producer Tag]
This is a Connor certified hood beat
[Intro: Shrek & Donkey]
Hahahahahahahaha you think Shrek is your true love hoo hoo hoo
[Outro: Lil DooDoo, Lil Brudda from Africa, lil graz 9]
Yeah, I may be bisexual
But you, just full on homosexual
Why do girls like it doggystyle
(THEY ARE FURRIES)
Me and my boys going missionary
(WE ARE NOT DOGFUCKERS)
Shoutout to my mom
She is happily married
FUCK YOU SPENCER
(Mega faggot)
Got my fellas in Paris and they're gonna go PooPoo, and the L.A.W.Y.E.R.S. in Brazil they're playing among us, SUS
Yeah fuck you to all the haters
This shit is so good
Go listen to that Public Enemy and new PooPoo
We all going fucking diamond
PooPoo and lil graz 9 out
(Hey guys I'm gonna be turning Super Saiyan 3, you ready let's go, *scream*)
[Closing: Andrew Massoud]
So it's kinda cool that it actually reads to you, it's an awesome feature
