When i was goin on a trip to my home town, i saw a dude with a big frown, so i hopped on fortnite, and clapped his cheeks, so all he sees is his morbidly obese cousin reeese
After that i came into town when i saw a dude named harry, holding a saw, he was cutting a piece of 3x4 plywood from home depot yo, and after that i saw him go
When i walked into my house i saw a mouse and i stepped on it and watched a comedy skit
Later around 10:30 i saw a man named jeremy, he really hated ham
When i saw an op i reported him to my local authorities and he got charged for 8th degree murder
After that i never saw him further
So tha tis my story bout sigmagyattville, i hope it was a nice big thrill