Be an Arab, be a Jew
Be a boxing Kangaroo
Beat yourself all black and blue
I don't care

Be a bleeder, be a Cancer
Be a hemophiliac romancer
Be a crippled disco dancer
Ooo What a pair

He's a model citizen
I think I've got them fooled again
He's an ultra sweetie guy
And the master of disguise
He's a model citizen
Just keep believin' that, my friends
I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm an All-American!

I'm a hostage in a city of creeps
They've got mercenary guards that watch me sleep
They'd like to kill me slow and bury me deep-
In the heart of Texas
I'm a martyr I'm a sadist
I might be the Saviour her to save us all
I'm a friend of Sammy Davis (casually)
He's a model citizen
I think I've got them fooled again
He's an ultra-sweetie guy
I won't let down my disguise
He's a model citizen
Just keep believin' that, my friends
I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm an All-American!

I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm an All-American!