[Verse 1]
I'm in a bar full of bikers and a handful of junkies
It's a 50-50 chance that they're planning to jump me
Anybody drinking here is lucky just to leave here alive
Oh! Well, my favorite little waitress has a hold on my eye
But there's a shotgun loaded hidden under the bar
Her finger's on the trigger if anybody gets outta line

[Pre-Chorus]
There's other places that are better to go
But I'm addicted to the red light show
Feel like a king and she's my ace in the hole
And I can't get enough of the things that she does

[Chorus]
She's gonna be, my, midnight queen
(Lock 'n' load and I'm ready to go!)
She's gonna lick, my, pistol clean
(She's got a hold on me and ain't letting go)
And I can't get enough of the things that she does

[Verse 2]
Well, she walks like a model and she talks like a trucker
Doesn't want a lollipop, but she sure loves a sucker
They're closing in around her, I'm cutting to the front of the line
Oh! She's got a bottle of Tequila and a lime for her lips
Lay that body on the bar and put that salt on her hips
I was lying when I told her that I'm only gonna lick her tonight!
[Pre-Chorus]
There's other places that are better to go
But I'm addicted to the red light show
Feel like a king and she's my ace in the hole
And I can't get enough of the things that she does

[Chorus]
She's gonna be, my, midnight queen
(Lock 'n' load and I'm ready to go!)
She's gonna lick, my, pistol clean
(She's got a hold on me and ain't letting go)
She's gonna be, my, sex machine
(And I can never get her under control)
She's gonna climb all over me
(I'm like a pony in my own rodeo)
And I can't get enough of the things that she does

[Bridge]
And I can't get enough of the things that she does

[Chorus]
She's gonna be, my, midnight queen
(Lock 'n' load and I'm ready to go!)
She's gonna lick, my, pistol clean
(She's got a hold on me and ain't letting go)
She's gonna be, my, sex machine
(And I can never get her under control)
She's gonna climb all over me
(I'm like a pony in my own rodeo)
And I can't get enough of the things that she does