[Intro: Dumbducky2]
Are we really doing this again
Again?
Didn't you see the last one?
It was terrible
Ok fine
Let's go

[Verse 1: Dumbducky2]
Massive man, you're standing like a tree
Go back up your bean stalk, man you look like Stan Lee
Fifty-nine subscribed and three-hundred and fifty videos
Don't ever think you've won
I'm here to tell you how it goes
You will never win this battle
Just look at all those views
Look at that forehead, meters that's a few
Balding at fourteen, that's a disgrace, (ginger)
Ready set go yeah I'm here to win the race

[Chorus]
Long John Silver
Long John Silver
Look at his height he's just a Long John Silver
Long John Silver
Long John Silver
Look at the forehead it goes on for miles
Long John Silver
Long John Silver
Johnny ain't nothin' but a Long John Silver
Long John Silver
Long John Silver
Ready for the rap? Let's carry on now
[Verse 2: Dumbducky2]
Look at those grades, you're a wiz kid
Looking at sports, he can't even play cricket
We could build a small town in the shadow of you're ego
With bars like this, you ain't mi amigo
All those smarts can't interact with humans
Somewhere on the spectrum
Somewhere in the distance
No papa no papa yes papa
Johnny
Now down all of this sugar and let's throw this f-ing party with the-

[Verse 3: James]
Yo Jonathan, they call you the giraffe
But really you're just a massive arse
They said hello to your mum but she's gay
So that rap is a bit old I know
But really all you are on the day
Is a lil lil prostitute
With a big d*ck

[Chorus]
Long John Silver
Long John Silver
Look at his height he's just a Long John Silver
Long John Silver
Long John Silver
Look at the forehead it goes on for miles
Long John Silver
Long John Silver
Johnny ain't nothin' but a Long John Silver
Long John Silver
Long John Silver
Let's go Johnny he's Long John Silver