[Verse 1:]
Razorblade Mark was a mark ass bitch
Like, pardon my french, but listen to this
Razorblade Mark was a punk rock kid
Who carried a razor but never used the shit
Everybody knew it but they humored that boy
‘Cause he had a bad temper that filled his void
So they added “Razor Blade” to his God-given name
That made him feel cool and changed a few things
Razorblade Mark was a phoney little ginger
And bought all his records at the Urban Outfitter
Cussed in front of kids and had bad hygiene
He thought those things made him king of the scene

[Hook: x2]
Everybody hates ol’ Razorblade Mark
Cause Razorblade Mark ain’t got no heart
He got no money and he talks too loud
And he lives in every goddamn city and town

[Verse 2:]
Uh oh, Mark’s talking about suicide again
Brags about addiction and all the drugs he did
Got a few kids but he never brags about them
Got an anchor tattoo that says “Sink or Swim”
Never cleans his fingernails and still smokes cloves
Hits his girlfriends and doesn’t go to shows
Thinks he knows politics so he online trolls
And misspells words in Hitler quotes
Yeah, Razorblade Mark says racial slurs
Got his ass beat for it. Said, “It’s just a word!”
Punk ass herb got some goddamn nerve
You know he got a dollar but he ask to borrow yours
Yeah, Razorblade Mark never had no strategy
Eats shitty food and say he got a gluten allergy
Says it ain’t cold in the middle of December
Starts smoking weed says he’s moving to Denver
[Hook: x2]
Everybody hates ol’ Razorblade Mark
Cause Razorblade Mark ain’t got no heart
He got no money and he talks too loud
And he lives in every goddamn city and town

[Verse 3:]
Razorblade Mark made a name on the street
People strayed away when they saw him on the beat
Well, not outta fear but mostly annoyance
Boy is flamboyant on a self-center voyage
He never got shit but he blames it on you
‘Cause Razorblade Mark did the best he could do
And the best he could do was messing up your day
Don’t ever be like Mark and you'll be A-OK

[Hook: x2]
Everybody hates ol’ Razorblade Mark
Cause Razorblade Mark ain’t got no heart
He got no money and he talks too loud
And he lives in every goddamn city and town