*[Remix Version]*
- What are you, darling? Where's your costume?
- This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else

(She's scaring me!)

My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil!
I have seen HORROR!
I HAVE SEEN THE UNHOLY MAGGOTS WHICH FEAST IN THEE DARK RECESSES OF THE HUMAN SOUL!

They're creepy and they're kooky
Mysterious and spooky
They're all together ooky
The Addams Family

Their house is a museum
Where people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
The Addams Famil-

(AH HAHAHAHAHA)
[?]

- Why are you dressed like somebody died?
- Wait?
You rang?

The Addams Family

They're creepy and they're kooky
Mysterious and spooky
They're all together ooky
The Addams Family

Their house is a museum
Where people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
The Addams Famil-

(She's scaring me!)

The Addams Famil-

(AH HAHAHAHAHA)
[?]

The Addams Family

- I'll be the victim!
- All your life
You rang?


*[Original Version]*
Cara mia

- What are you, darling? Where's your costume?
- This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else

(She's scaring me!)

My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil!
I have seen HORROR!
I HAVE SEEN THE UNHOLY MAGGOTS WHICH FEAST IN THEE DARK RECESSES OF THE HUMAN SOUL!

They're creepy and they're kooky
Mysterious and spooky
They're all together ooky
The Addams Family

Their house is a museum
Where people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
The Addams Famil-

(AH HAHAHAHAHA)
[?]
- Why are you dressed like somebody died?
- Wait?

You rang?

The Addams Family

- Il me perce comme un poignard
- Oh, Tish. That's French

They're creepy and they're kooky
Mysterious and spooky
They're all together ooky
The Addams Family

Their house is a museum
Where people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
The Addams Famil-

(She's scaring me!)

The Addams Family

(AH HAHAHAHAHA)
[?]

The Addams Family

- I'll be the victim!
- All your life

You rang?