All full of alcohol
Vapours of ethanol
Me and my family
Hopelessly lost at sea

I leave my house like the Mary Celeste
And I jump to my death, and I jump to my death
I leave my house like the Mary Celeste
And I jump to my death, and I jump to my death

If I'm to die at sea
Find whiskey and pickle me
Write a song with no lyrics
Welcome home in good spirits

If I'm to live until
I'm hopelessly tired and ill
Visit me every day
Please do not walk away

I leave my house like the Mary Celeste
And I jump to my death, and I jump to my death
I leave my house like the Mary Celeste
And I jump to my death, and I jump to my death