[Verse 1: Cornelius the Cat Conqueror]
Just chatting it up on the Xat, gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
Krogers haven't called no job
But I'm still roasting my buddy Jackal
I got my Tommy's on but didn't step out
Finally got a call from the manager at Waffle House
Hit it up immediately as I hit the doe'
Thinking about that $2.13 an hour cash flow
I gotta walk cause I got me a drop-top if
I hit the computer switch I can make the ass drop
Didn't have to stop at the stop sign
Looking around the hood and not a single virgin in sight
And everything is alright
Got a PC from Joce and she could fuck all night
Lined up the homies at 3Dz and I'm asking y'all
Who wants to get roasted first or should I do the ABC call
Went to McCeachern and I'm in trouble
Last week went to McDonald's and they ordered me a trouble double
Freaking with the lady named ShaNayNay
I can't believe today was a good day