[Intro]
Hey! Look at me!
I'm sitting here sad and lonely!

[Verse 1]
Without a fire
But a desire
To not hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"

[Verse 2]
And I see da ladies walking
Along one by one
And I never wanna hear
"I have a boyfriend!"

[Chorus]
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"

[Verse 3]
And I have no fire
But a desire
To not hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"
[Chorus]
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"

[Bridge]
Why do all of the jerks
Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!)
You may not notice
But I want you to know
That I am a lonesome heart!

[Verse 4]
And I have no fire
But a desire
To not, to not, to not
Heeeaaar…

[Chorus]
Stuck as a virgin with rage!
So need a cute girl my age!
I never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
I so need a cute girl my age!
I never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"
[Outro]
Never say it, now!