[Verse 1: Rhett, Tay, Link]
Is that dandruff
Or Parmesan
Your guess is as good as mine
(all) Cause you can't zoom in on Instagram
Is that a tabby cat
Or a marmoset
I'm not quite willing to bet
(all) Cause you can't zoom in on Instagram

[Chorus: Rhett & Link, Tay]
And even though I know you can't do it
It's just not a capability of the platform
That doesn't stop me from tryin' to zoom in
No you can't zoom in
When Instagram'n
Your reverse pinches
Won't do nothing
What do you think this is, Facebook?
But in the end
When you accidently
End up double clickin'
And likin

[Spoken: Link and Tay]
Your bosses' wife's skimpy Hawaiian bikini photo
You gonna get fired
Your ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend's workout pics
You gonna get beat up
A Clydesdale relieving himself
[Verse 2: Rhett, Tay, Link]
Is that a Frito
Or a fingernail
Katy Perry
Or Zoe Deschanel
Is that a booger
Or a nose ring
An evil space monkey
Or just a monkey

[Verse 3: Rhett, Tay, Link]
Is that salad in her teeth or a diastema
Is that a sharpei
Or just my grandma
Is that a brown bear
Or my dad's back
A bent arm
Or a butt crack

[Chorus: Rhett & Link, Tay]
And even though I know you can't do it
Well technically you can override it in your accessibility settings
That doesn't stop me from tryin' to zoom in
No you can't zoom in
When Instagram'n
Your reverse pinches
Won't do nothing
What do you think this is, any other photo app?
But in the end
When you accidently
End up double clickin'
And likin
[Spoken: Link and Tay]
Your crazy uncle's unintentionally sexist inspirational text post
That's bad
Your gym teacher's homemade smoked sausage
#grillinlife #sausage
Innapropriate
Another Clydesdale relieving himself
What's your deal with Clydesdales?

[Bridge: Tay]
I can't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
'Cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)
I can't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
'Cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)
I can't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
'Cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)
I can't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
'Cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)
I can't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
'Cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)
I can't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
'Cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)
I can't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
'Cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)
I can't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
'Cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)