[Verse 1: Rhett & Link]
Since the dawn of man, people have swam
Without shirts or pants wherever they can
And some dare to be more audacious
And spare underwear baring private places
Skinny-dipping might be fun for some
But I'm on the hunt for something never been done
In history
Why are we whispering?
If we start like this, we can increase intensity

[Verse 2: Rhett and Link]
Man, I got a deep desire
To swim while in my full attire
For real! I feel it's time for soaking
Me, myself, and my clothing
I wanna float in a coat
Get doused in a blouse
Snorkel in a cardigan
Backstroke in a cloak
Aquaboogie in a hoodie
Dress up
Dive in
It's phatdippin'!

[Hook 1: Iman Crosson]
(Phatdippin'!)
My fellow Americans, let me be clear
(Phatdippin'!)
I mandate phatdippin' this year
(Phatdippin'!)
The country's in the tank, I'm just being real
(Phatdippin'!)
Is it too late to add this to the stimulus bill?
[Verse 3: Rhett & Link]
If you're a first-time phatdipper, by all means
Ease in with your sneakers, t-shirt, and jeans
For the more advanced, go on, take a chance
Wear a big poofy coat and sweatpants
Our advice is, check a checklist
Remove your wallet and your electronic devices
Don't void your warranty
Put your phone in a baggie, hand your wallet to me
Your cellulite (won't see the light)
Got a farmer's tan? (still a ladies man)
Got back-ne? (what's back-ne?)
Back acne (ew, nasty)
All the ladies may be pitching a fit
But on the inside, they saying (I love to phatdip!)

[Bridge: Tay Zonday]
Underwater with my clothes on
Feels so right it can't be wrong
I've got a soggy sensation saturating me
I'm pretty sure phatdippin's gonna bring world peace

[Hook 2: Iman Crosson]
(Phatdippin'!)
This phatdippin' craze gives me the urge
(Phatdippin'!)
To address the public while fully submerged
(Phatdippin'!)
I hearby issue an executive order
(Phatdippin'!)
Put on your clothes and jump in the water
[Outro: Crowd]
(Phatdippin!)
(Phatdippin!)
(Phatdippin!)
(Phatdippin!)