Tay Zonday
The Quarantine Song
[ NEW RULES - PETER HOLLENS ]
Saw you on TV last night, saying it don’t phase you
Out of your mind, out of your mind!
Laughed out loud inside a crowd, like quarantine was fake news
Might need to
One: Don't leave your home
You know you can’t be leaving till the germs are gone
Two: Don't meet with friends
Our groups need to have less than 10
Three: Do what you can
You know we need each other when we wake up in the morning
Until we understand, you know that this could get real bad…

[ I DON'T CARE - PETER HOLLENS ]
You’re at a party that you shouldn’t be at
Think you wanna live it up today, yeah
You say that you just want to party
You don’t mind if you get sick, anyway
Well, I don't care if you think it’s crazy, yeah
Corona won’t just disappear
If you're hanging in crowds, think you’re better than everybody
You can save so many lives
If you stay home, baby, yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

[ CHOCOLATE RAIN - TAY ZONDAY ]
GOT TO STAY…
...Inside now -so we can stop the spread!
GOT TO STAY...
...At our homes and work remote instead!
GOT TO STAY…
...Healthy so the virus will be dead!
GOT TO STAY…
...Alone together - we can stop the spread
[ CLOSER - PETER HOLLENS ]
Hey, I’m stayin’ inside avoiding big groups
Working from home and watchin’ HULU
And it’s okay
So baby don’t get closer
Till this quarantine blows over
We can flatten out the curve
And follow Dr Fauci’s orders

[ HELLO - PETER HOLLENS ]
Hello from the other side
I’ve worn these sweats a thousand times
It’s the truth, I’m sorry
But we need to stay home
Even though I’m not with you, we’re together alone …

[ SHALLOW - PETER HOLLENS, EVYNNE HOLLENS ]
I'm off the deep end, but I’m doing the right thing
I’ll never meet in crowds!
Not touching a surface, it just makes me nervous
I’ll meet you online for now...

[ SEÑORITA - PETER HOLLENS, EVYNNE HOLLENS ]
I wish they didn’t have to quarantine ya
It’s been so long since I have even seen ya
But we can’t touch no ooh na-na-na It’s true na-na-na
Ooh cuz in this instance
We gotta keep our distance
[ WRECKING BALL - PETER HOLLENS ]
We washed we dried we sanitized our hands
Trying to be clean
You’re supposed to stay
At least six feet away
When I’m talking to you
But you didn’t ask
Didn’t wear a mask
You’re not following through

You came in and you wrecked it all
I’ve never cleaned so hard before
And now you’re standing at my door
I bet you just infected m

[ CALL ME MAYBE - PETER HOLLENS ]
I’ve cancelled all of my plans
Except for washing my hands
I hope that you’ll understand
And that you’ll do the same

Hey we’re on lockdown, and this is crazy
I’m staying in for, public safety
I’m not going out, and you can’t make me
So here’s my number, so Zoom me maybe
[ ALL BY MYSELF - PETER HOLLENS ]
All by myself
You should be
All by yourself …

[ GASTON - PETER HOLLENS ]
No one cleans like Gaston
Quarantines like Gaston
No one stops spreading COVID-19 like Gaston
Let’s all do our best to eliminate it!
So we can save your Grandma!