If [Rap] Music Be The Food Of Love

Shakespeare was the lyrical mastermind

Behind  all the plays that have helped define

All  rap culture made in the modern day

Let me take you back to his greatest play



Twelfth Night' the name, set in 1601

With  themes of fame, the story had been spun

Viola  turned a man and fell in love

Now she fits Sario's suit like a glove



Shakespeare  implements gender illusion

To cause the characters great confusion

And relate a feminist perspective

Plus Feste is a secret detective



Twelfth  Night, Twelfth Night, Sir Andrew doesn't want to fight

Twelfth Night, Twelfth Night, Malvolio always thinks he's right

Twelfth Night, Twelfth Night, the relationships are very tight

Twelfth Night, Twelfth Night, Olivia is full of delight



Three protagonists, a love triangle

Who likes who? The audience is confused

Malvolio with socks past his ankle

Maria and Sir Toby are amused



The two of them like to get on the grog

Mal catches them, yells like an angry dog

This guy thinks he's better than everyone

Antagonistic, and gets overrun



Sir Toby loves to leech off Sir Andrew

He needs more money to help buy his brew

Andy needs to realize the Marxism

So that he can stop playing the victim



Twelfth Night, Twelfth Night, Sir Andrew doesn’t want to fight

Twelfth Night, Twelfth Night, Malvolio always thinks he’s right

Twelfth Night, Twelfth Night, the relationships are very tight

Twelfth Night, Twelfth Night, Olivia is full of delight



Orsino shows his sexuality

For Cesario’s femininity

They go to the barn and have a moment

And it caused both of them great enjoyment



Olivia, being chased by the boys

They want to woo her and own all her toys

Still trying to get over her dead bro

Feste always loves to play his banjo



Olivia is loved by her butler

He got embarrassed and did a runner

He might want to steal more than just her heart

With money on his mind, he's not too smart



Twelfth Night, Twelfth Night, Sir Andrew doesn’t want to fight

Twelfth Night, Twelfth Night, Malvolio always thinks he’s right

Twelfth Night, Twelfth Night, the relationships are very tight

Twelfth Night, Twelfth Night, Olivia is full of delight