[Verse 1]
I can see that you are leading her on
I think I know what you are
I can see that you are leading her on
Yeah, I know what you are

[Chorus]
You can't see that you're just the same
As all the stupid people who you hate
I'm not saying I'm free from blame
Because I need all the friends I can get

[Verse 2]
A long distance call to a mystery blond
It wasn't good for business
You say that she cried when she heard the bird's song
You want to soothe her distress

[Chorus]
You can't see that she's just the same
As all the stupid people who you hate
I'm not saying I'm free from blame
Because I need all the friends I can get

[Verse 3]
Can't you see that you are leading her on?
You're feeling listless
People are tired and commitment has gone
To this, I've been a witness
[Chorus]
You can't see that I'm just the same
As all the stupid people who you hate
I'm not saying I'm free from blame
Because I need all the friends I can get

[Outro]
I need all the friends I can get
I need all the friends I can get
I need all the friends I can get
I need all the friends I can get
I need all the friends I can get
I need all the friends I can get