[Verse 1]
Come down here and lie with me
Tonight the soil is wet and ready
I watched the way you danced tonight
And I’m picturing you as I touch my inside

[Verse 2]
Full pink lips and fingertips
I’m drinking you in little sips
God I love you, God I love you
I’m going to do some things I never dared to do

[Chorus]
I’m gonna whisper in your ear
Tell you little things
Nasty, trashy, dirty love letters
More creative than the magazines
I’ll breathe until you come
Kiss you 'til you’re done
Three thousand miles away
In another state
Talking on the telephone

[Verse 3]
My sugar’s down deep in South America
Singing in Brazil
Where the women shake their nature
Greased up with fuck-me-pumps and a postage stamp thong
[Verse 4]
Better go back to your room
And call me on the telephone
Get on my roller coaster ride, my tilt-a-whirl
My tunnel of love will make your heart unfurl (Ooh)

[Chorus]
I’m gonna whisper in your ear
Tell you little things
Nasty, trashy, dirty love letters
More creative than the magazines
I’ll breathe until you come
Kiss you 'til you’re done
Three thousand miles away
In another state
Talking on the telephone

[Post-Chorus]
Now that you're gone and I'm on the road
Now that you're gone, I'll love you from afar
Now that you're gone and I'm on the road
Now that you're gone, I'll love you from afar

[Verse 5]
Get back down upon your knees
Rip, unzip, undo me, please
My legs are oiled up, Mamita is down
I've got my brand new four-inch high heels on (Ooh)
[Chorus]
I’m gonna whisper in your ear
Tell you little things
Nasty, trashy, dirty love letters
More creative than the magazines
I’ll breathe until you come
Kiss you ‘til you’re done
Three thousand miles away
In another state
Talking on the telephone

[Post-Chorus]
Now that you're gone and I'm on the road
And now that you're gone, I'll love you from afar
Now that you're gone and I'm on the road
And now that you're gone, I'll love you from afar
Now that you're gone
And now that you're gone, I'll love you from afar