[Verse 1]
I'm rough and tough and all that stuff
I'll make you dance and prance 'til you huff and puff
There's just no way you can get enough
Of me, yo' Mister Big Stuff
I'm the overweighter, prince dominator
Emcee Heavy D, constant weight gainer
And since I choose the weight not to lose
I will stay this way so that I can bruise
Emcees around who front and frown
You go round for round, I go pound for pound
At the end of the party when you're sayin' goodnight
Don't come to me and say, "Take it light", I'm your Mr. Big Stuff

[Chorus]
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Who— Who— Who— Who— Who—

[Verse 2]
I'm quick, rhyme shooter, rap rookie recruiter
I always say could, never, ever say coulda
I'm healthy and stacked, not a beast or fat
I get applause and awards every time I rap
I love the way I am, I would never switch
I'm the greatest entertainer since a porno flick
You move and groove to my funky tune
Party people, it's TIME to make room for your Mr. Big Stuff
[Chorus]
Oh, yeah
Who— Who— Who— Who— Who— (Rock it)

[Verse 3]
"Big Stuff", the record, me, the mastermind
A top dollar money better, go get a designer
A fly girl lover and a woman pleaser
Girls come to me say, "Heavy, let me squeeze ya"
An incredible, overweight huggable
Prince, a bold treat, that's why I'm so lovable
I got the knack to keep the fly girls shovin'
Two hundred and sixty pounds of good lovin'
They all want me, emcee Hev D
The more of the beef the more there is to squeeze
Got the juice to get loose, make you all get up
You want a swig, give me a ring, Heavy D, your Mr. Big Stuff

[Chorus]
Oh, yeah
Who— Who— Who— Who— Who— (Eddie F., breakdown)

[Bridge]
Who— Who—

[Verse 4]
Now I'm the swing beat artist with skills to kill
Money earnin' Mount Vernon's where I live and chill
When I walk the streets, I get much respect
Get hellos and whatnots from the youngins and the vets
'Cause I never been beaten, rhymes are pre-sweetened
Duck, punk panty emcees, stop retreatin'
'Cause on Heavy D, you shouldn't be sleepin'
Takin' dirty emcees away, I'm sweepin'
Got a tower of power, emcees I devour
Every second of the hour, I send 'em to the shower
I'm cool, not a fool, from the new school
Drinkin' brew by my pool, sittin' on my gold stool
Gotta rock, that I drop, like a horse on the trot
When it comes to makin' money, it takes what I got
I know you're sayin' to yourself you can't get enough
But I'll be back to attack, Heavy D, your Mr. Big Stuff
[Chorus]
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Who— Who— Who— Who— Who—
Oh, yeah
Who— Who— Who— Who— Who—