T.I.
T.I. Interview
[Eric Andre]
This next guy raps, please welcome T.I

We are amongst a king! We are amongst a legend!

You look great!

[T.I]
Hey man likewise. Why aint there two sits?

[Hannibal]
Cause thats a thing i dont

[Eric Andre]
Hey why dont i just make a rap song that just goes *makes sounds*

Why dont you get me on a couple tracks?

[T.I]
I mean

[Eric Andre]
Instead of these bullshit clowns you have clownin around downtown.

[T.I]
Wow who said i be recording downtown?
[Eric Andre]
I've been taking boner pills. *jerks off*. Make contact with me or i cant cum

[T.I]
Ok

[Eric Andre]
I goddamn broke my dick

[T.I]
Alright

[Eric Andre]
High five

[T.I]
Hey i'd be damned

[Eric Andre]
You kinda left me hanging-

[T.I]
Shit imma do that all the time


[Eric Andre]
I dont know what youre rapping at me right now, i havent got the last album but i have some incredible raps
[T.I]
Ay i am glad that you did not get it because dont you touch me man-

*zombie appears out of floor*

Pt.2



[Eric Andre]
*dances*
Its irish folk music you know

I have no idea what im doing. I thought i could come out here and we would just like rip and start rapping and then everybody would just be blown away by our raps

[T.I]
Sure

[Eric Andre]
And then like

[T.I]
Well

[Kraft Punk]
Hi Tity Boi
[T.I]
What the fuck

[Kraft Punk]
Its me Kraft Punk

[T.I]
Oh ok whats happenning

[Kraft Punk]
Im here to let you-

[T.I]
Come on this side

[Eric Andre]
Get out of here man! Go away! Move please theres a camera right there you idiot!

[Hannibal]
Kraft Punk get outta here!

[Eric Andre]
Fuck outta here

[Hannibal]
GET OUTTA HERE

[Eric Andre]
WATCH UP THIS INTERVIEW

[T.I]
I would suggest that you dont-

*half naked man walks in*

Oh shit im gone

[Eric Andre]
Hey wait wait wait you like thai food? You like T.I food you get it like thai food?

[T.I]
Yeah *breaks statue and walks out*