[Intro Mr. Mackey]
So, first of all, smoking's bad, you shouldn't smoke
And alcohol is bad, you shouldn't drink alcohol
And for drugs, well, drugs are bad, you shouldn't do drugs
Okay, that about wraps up my introduction

[Verse 1]
Yeah, finna make the pussy whistle like the old spice man
In her whole mouth shit can disappear, sprite can
Said she need furniture, I gave her one night stand
Money on a dresser I ain't tryna be [?]
Balling on these n***as like I'm playing [?]
Hit it to the left, then cross to the right hand
Fucked her on a jet, now I'm switching up the flight plan
Tell'em lame n***as quiet down with the cappin'

[Chorus]
Okay, okay, okay (mkay), okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay, you buggin'
Okay, okay, okay (mkay), okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay, you buggin'

[Verse 2]
I'm schooling these hoes for the principal of it
Since I was a jit told a principal fuck it
I'm killing this pussy like dearly beloved
I'm hawking like Tony, she pop it I shove it
You like it, I love it, I ride in a bucket
Ain't kicking no bucket, mkay
I roll up a nugget, she roll up a tub man
I roll up my sleeves, I ain't [?]
I'm huckle-bucking up in someone momma
Put some hummus on her stomach, then I dip
She a milfy, milf, yeah she over forty but she barely built
Trip and fell in that pussy, permission slip
Got me good in that coochie gorilla grip with it
One hand on a neck, one hand on a bun, sunday bonfire
Mong, mong, mong ass on peach [?]
Plum, plum, plum
[Chorus]
Okay, okay, okay (mkay), okay, (Booty dumb, dumb, dumb)
Okay, okay, okay, okay, you buggin'
Okay, okay, okay (mkay), okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay, you buggin'

[Interlude: Quagmire]
I got a question for you: "What do you do for a living?"
Hey I have a question for you too: "Why are you still here?"

[Verse 3]
Why, why you still here?
Why you acting like, why you live in here?
Why you lacking like dumbo with the ears?
Why you laughing [?]
Why I'm being weird? Why you being weird to me?

[Interlude: Quagmire]
I did gigguggity that girl

[Chorus]
Okay, okay, okay (mkay), okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay, you buggin'
Okay, okay, okay (mkay), okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay, you buggin'
[Outro: Mr. Mackey]
Marijuana's bad, and it also has a very distinct smell, mkay
I'm gonna pass around just a little tiny bit and I want you all to take a smell so you know when someone is smoking marijuana near you, mkay, just take a smell, pass it on, and when it gets back to me, we'll finish talking about it, in the meantime...