[Intro: Michael Rosen]
When I was a boy, I had a favorite treat
It's when my mum made chocolate cake (*gulp*)

[Verse 1: Alana Bridgewater, (Student), [King Harkinian]]
I'm Mister Rogers!
I'm the nicest in Toronto
I never play Contra
I'm the Devil's gay sister (Ha! Gay!)
I can't let you pass gas
'Cause I ain't done poopin'
Bring me that pingas
Come on, do the king [Ho!]

If you haven't finished the game Cuphead
Ha ha ha
No you shall not pass!
Don't you diss my memes!

[Chorus: Alana Bridgewater]
Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice)
(Don't tell me what to do)
Don't mess with me (Don't mess with him)
(You're not my father!)
Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mеss with King Dice)
(Just do it!)
Don't mess with me!
[Interlude: Announcer, Alana Bridgewater]
And thеn Kathy you come in with the bass
Bum, bum, bum, bu-bum, bum, bum
Wee-do
Bum, bum, Wee-do
Bow
'Kay?

[Verse 2: Alana Bridgewater, (Elmo), Whitney Houston, Alana Bridgewater & Whitney Houston]
I...
(Stop!)
And IIIIIIIIIII
I'm Mister Kinky
I'm da best character on da show
The Devil has to pee
And I'll make sure you f*cking die
I don't have time to have lunch
And I hope you will have time to
Bring me those doughnuts, pronto
Don't you f*ck with me!
Don't you subscribe to Jimmy D.!

[Outro: Mario]
That was my impression of Siivagunner. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you