Intro:
Yes hi ya fat brown slim long & mawga
Anything will do

Chorus

Send di modelers dem come send di champion dem come mek dem know seh til a morning
Di doctor nah go done who can't stand it better run
Nuh have nuh time fi gi mi bun is flood
When yuh buk dis loaded magnum
Well di gal dem a rush mi cause dem love
How mi stay tek up residence pon fi dem highway in a mi mansion dem wahn come play
But a one thing mi haffi say

Verse 1
Mi nuh punk, woman tink mi mash up an swear seh mi drunk mi under mi crackers
Oysters an mi conch gal put mi to di test
An swear mi ago flunk a catch mi wahn fi catcher her in a mi bunk
Mek she wine baby wine same time mi a pump no worry gal mi ago
Help yuh over the hump the ole sugar cane gal weh sweeter dan di bump
A 500 watt mi a chump

Chorus

Verse 2:
A gal see mi simple an think seh mi soft through mi nah brag
But wah mi have an show off gal a spread rumour a talk bout dwarf
But ask her wah mek she cough when she bawl please gal a bawl time out
Di sit'n wahn breeze fire deh deh a burn up di rice an peas
Mi microwave melt out di whole a her cheese
But all in a mind dis ya gal yah a test
But mi nah ease up till di chest start wheeze circle her area jus like bees
Nuh call out di load name but yuh can say gees til yuh get weak in a yuh knees
Chorus

Verse 3:
Gal yuh better fret yuh nuh know wah yuh start an yuh nuh get nutt'n yet
A wah fly in a yuh head mek yuh go place dis ya bet dis a must
Water bed fi da bed yah so wet
No worry yuself darling yuh a still my pet
The niceest fish weh mi catch in a mi net a pure bashement women a instant death
If more gal deh deh well a dem mi haffi get an dis no disrespect