[Intro: Beenie Man]
You want ya proper fix, call me
You want to get your kicks, call me
You want your G's fixed, call me
Mi have the remix, call me
From di odda day
It's like a play some bwoy, a play
Mi hear di girls callin'
Mi hear di girls bawlin'
Mi hear di girls cryin out
She seh "BEENIE!"

[Chorus: Ms. Thing]
I want a dude with the wickedest slam
I need a one, two, three hour man
I want a dude who will tie me to the van
A thug that can handle his biz like a man
I want a dude with the wickedest slam
I need a one, two, three hour man
I want a dude who would do me in his van
A thug that can handle his biz like a man

[Verse 1: Beenie & (Ms. Thing)]
Gal, if yuh love holla at mi one time (Hey!)
Holla at mi if yuh waan di wickedest wine
I know It's been awhile, but baby, neva mind
Cause tonight tonight mi a gi yuh di whole nine (Hey!)
Yo! Satisfaction, a every girl dream
Mi love fi put it on when dem wiggle and scream (Hey!)
Well, mi get a call from sexy Maxine
She left a message pon mi answering machine
She seh "BEENIE!"
[Chorus: Ms. Thing]
I want a dude with the wickedest slam
I need a one, two, three hour man
I want a dude who will tie me to the van
A thug that can handle his biz like a man
I want a dude with the wickedest slam
I need a one, two, three hour man
I want a dude who would do me in his van
A thug that can handle his biz like a man

[Verse 2: Beenie Man]
She waan a man fi put har inna trance
A man who know fi tun har round and mek she belly dance
Rudebwoy lovin wid a little romance
She waan to get wild, but she neva had a chance
When she seh she neva had it so deep
So right now, I'm di man she definetly wanna keep
Har ex bwoyfriend use to come and drop asleep
Dat's why when mi pager start beep
She seh "BEENIE!"

[Chorus: Ms. Thing]
I want a dude with the wickedest slam
I need a one, two, three hour man
I want a dude who will tie me to the van
A thug that can handle his biz like a man
I want a dude with the wickedest slam
I need a one, two, three hour man
I want a dude who would do me in his van
A thug that can handle his biz like a man
[Verse 3: Beenie Man]
You heard what she preferred
She waan a man weh mek she fly like a bird
She waan a real man, she don't waan nuh nerd
She waan yuh gi har it good mark mi word
I'm not a perv, but mi mek she serv
She waan di rockula well until it curve
Har ex bwoyfriend ain't got di nerve
Have har a wait and she nah get served
So she seh...

[Chorus: Ms. Thing]
I want a dude with the wickedest slam
I need a one, two, three hour man
I want a dude who will tie me to the van
A thug that can handle his biz like a man
I want a dude with the wickedest slam
I need a one, two, three hour man
I want a dude who would do me in his van
A thug that can handle his biz like a man

[Verse 1: Beenie Man]
Gal, if yuh love holla at mi one time
Holla at mi if yuh waan di wickedest wine
I know It's been awhile, but baby, neva mind
Cause tonight tonight mi a gi yuh di whole nine
Yo! Satisfaction, a every girl dream
Mi love fi put it on when dem wiggle and scream
Well, mi get a call from ssex Maxine
She left a message pon mi answering machine
She seh "BEENIE!"
[Chorus: Ms. Thing]
I want a dude with the wickedest slam
I need a one, two, three hour man
I want a dude who will tie me to the van
A thug that can handle his biz like a man
I want a dude with the wickedest slam
I need a one, two, three hour man
I want a dude who would do me in his van
A thug that can handle his biz like a man

[Verse 2: Beenie Man]
She waan a man fi put har inna trance
A man who know fi tun har round and mek she belly dance
Rudebwoy lovin wid a little romance
She waan to get wild, but she neva had a chance
When she seh she neva had it so deep
So right now, I'm di man she definetly wanna keep
Har ex bwoyfriend use to come and drop asleep
Dat's why when mi pager start beep
She seh "BEENIE!"

[Chorus: Ms. Thing]
I want a dude with the wickedest slam
I need a one, two, three hour man
I want a dude who will tie me to the van
A thug that can handle his biz like a man
I want a dude with the wickedest slam
I need a one, two, three hour man
I want a dude who would do me in his van
A thug that can handle his biz like a man