[Intro 1]
Well this is the Santa Clause and the controversy
Hahaha
Slam make the girl dem get crazy
Hahaha
God knows!
Sing along!

[Intro 2]
Loving is a thing weh everybody waan get
Some can't perform, so they're getting upset
Woman, if you don't want your husband fi stray
Haffi have the slam dem fi make the man stay

[Chorus]
'Cause
Anuh "if", and anuh "but", nor "suppose"
Woman fi know dem position and pose
Gyal, it nuh matter 'bout your money or your pride
Man a go want the wickedest ride!
It nuh matter if you're rich or you're poor
'Cause every man want the best gyal fi bore
Then if a you gyal, hold up your hand
A who have the wickedest slam?

[Verse 1]
Beenie say!
From you know say you're sure
And you nuh have no reason fi feel insecure
And you have your style and your pattern galore
And your man nuh haffi find a gyal at Portmore
Pattern your Butterfly with your man pon the floor
Wha' happen if your man a request the
Can you do the Helicopter, Pin Wheel Drop, Hammer, Wheel Barrow
And make him come back fi sure
[Chorus]
'Member say!
Gyal, anuh "if", and anuh "but", nor "suppose"
Gyal haffi know dem position and pose
Gyal, it nuh matter 'bout the money or your pride
Man a go want the wickedest ride!
It nuh matter if you're rich or you're poor
Every man want the best gyal fi bore
Then if a you gyal, hold up your hand
A who have the wickedest slam?

[Verse 2]
New style!
It nuh really matter weh a guy waan fi live
But, ghetto girls have Beenie Man's backitive
Uptown girls weh me have get request
From you have the good slam dem, big up unuh chest
Love is not a play thing, slam is not a game
Beenie Man a talk, and I am talking plain
Certain people calling out Beenie Man's name
If a gyal can't slam, anuh me unuh fi blame
Gyal!

[Chorus]
Anuh "if", and anuh "but", nor "suppose"
Gyal haffi know dem position and pose
Gyal, it nuh matter 'bout your money or your pride
Gimme the gyal dem with wickedest ride!
It nuh matter if you're rich or you're poor
Every man want the best gyal fi bore
Then if a you then, hold up your hand
A who have the wickedest slam?
[Verse 3]
Style!
Every man nowadays, a the good slam them want
That's why so much people love Lady Saw
Nobody nuh waan no grandma nor grandpa
Woman waan the man dem weh beat pon dem jaw
'Cause!

[Chorus]
Anuh "if", and anuh "but", nor "suppose"
Gyal haffi know dem position and pose
Gyal, it nuh matter 'bout the money or your pride
Me want the gyal dem with wickedest ride!
It nuh matter if you're rich or you're poor
'Cause every man want the best gyal fi bore
And if a you gyal, hold up your hand
A who have the wickedest slam?