[Chorus 1]
I've given up using my arms
They burn too much energy
I see no harm
In using my head
I'll bite things instead
I'm sure it will work like a charm

[Chorus 2]
I've given up using my eyes
It gives me a headache
To look at bright skies
I don't need to see
My nose will guide me
It seems like a good compromise

[Chorus 3]
I've given up using my legs
It's hard work to walk
I'll hitch rides, but won't beg
If I'm on the ground
Please drive me around
Or just prop me up on your pegs

[Chorus 4]
I've given up using my neck
It should save me some effort
I guess, what the heck
By the time that I'm through
I'll have enough strength for two
If you'd like to help, I take checks
[Outro]
I've given up using my brain