I'm a stupid house cat
And I see you got some plants
I am gonna try to eat 'em
If I ever get the chance

I know I got some food
In fact I have a whole bunch
But for whatever reason
I want plants for lunch

They don't taste good
And they're not even nutritious
But I'm stupid, and I want 'em
So I'm eating 'em, you bitches

You tell me "Knock it off!"
But all I give you is a shrug
Then I waddle out the kitchen
And I throw up on the rug