[Verse: Gus, Sven]
I eat cigarettes, ten packs a day
I love the taste of tight tobacco in a butt buffet
I try to get children to have a munch
Hey sport, I got some cigarettes, want some lunch?
No, thank you, mister cigarette man
I got a better source of sustenance here in my hand
I'm a Bible-munching healthy boy kind of a person
So take a bite here of my King James Version!

[Outro]
(This is my soul, my sav--)