[Verse: Gus Johnson, Abelina Sabrina, Both]
We're together yes, we're dating and it's going really bad
But we don't want all our friends to know that we are really sad
I wanna stick it to those bitches, Pam and Kimberly from work
If my mom finds out we're splitting she will be a real jerk
We both seem pretty sad, but I don't want our friends to know
You're right you stupid dummy, so let's go put on a show
Let's post some sappy captions and some photos on the town
Maybe then our pals will think we're filled with smiles instead of frowns

"He's the best!"
"She's thе one!"
"So impressed!"
"Having fun!"

Whеn it comes to happy couples we are couple number one
Our mission is accomplished
We faked another day
And though we're filled with pain
We'd rather stuff it all away

[Outro]
"Think we nailed it."
"Shut up."