[Verse 1]
Umm
I'm calling, there's no answer
You won't answer your phone (Ring-a-ling-a-ling)
Your cell keeps going to voicemail
While I wait here in the cold
Some call it stalking, but not me
Takes more than some handcuffs to stop me
I know sometimes it's rocky
But we'll still make it through

[Pre-Chorus]
You said you loved me (No, not really)
You told me so (No, not really)
You got a crazy way to show it
But you know it's true
You know you love me (No, not really)
You care for me (No, not really)
If it's not love, then I must be psycho
And that's not so

[Chorus]
Hey, you
I know I got screws loose
Thanks to you
Well, I lost my marbles a long time ago
I'm just optimistic
A few apples short of a picnic
Do you see we're meant to be?
I'll just follow you wherever you go
[Verse 2]
Mr. Man said he got a different supermodel
Knocking outside his door (Knock, knock, knock)
He don't know that I got her tied up (Let me out!)
In the back of my Range Ro- (Shut up!)
You know you want me
She's just in the way
I'll just tie her to the back and hit the highway
Full throttle, bye supermodel
Hit the bottle (Ahh!)

[Pre-Chorus]
He loves me (No, not really)
He told me so (No, not really)
He got a crazy way to show it
But you know it's true
You know you love me (No, not really)
You care for me (No, not really)
If it's not love then I must be psycho
(I know you're not calling me psycho, are you?)

[Chorus]
Hey, you
I know I got screws loose
Thanks to you
Well, I lost my marbles a long time ago
I'm just optimistic
A few apples short of a picnic
Do you see we're meant to be?
I'll just follow you wherever you go
[Bridge]
(She follows me wherever I go) [in background]
Hey!
"Hey you
I'm talking to you
Where you going, boy?
Oh, you acting like you don't hear me now?
I thought what we had was real
My love, you know I told you, baby
You can't escape my love
Don't you know that?"

[Chorus]
Hey, you
I know I got screws loose
Thanks to you
I lost my marbles a long time ago
I'm just optimistic
A few apples short of a picnic
Do you see we're meant to be?
I'll just follow you wherever you go

[Outro]
Can't escape my love