Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I've got that feelin' that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm, stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do

It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Loosing control, yeah I'm all over the place
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Well you started off with nothin', and you're proud that you're a self-made man
Yeah
And your friends they all come crawlin', slap you on the back and say

Ple-ee-ee-ee-ease
Ple-ee-ee-ee-ease

Tryin' to make some sense of it all
But I can see that it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor
I don't think that I can take any more
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Stuck In The Middle
Stuck In The Middle

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Stuck In The Middle
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Stuck In The Middle
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Oh yeah

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Well you started off with nothin', and you're proud that you're a self-made man
Ohh yeah
And your friends they all come crawlin', slap you on the back and say

Ple-ee-ee-ee-ease
I say, Ple-ee-ee-ee-ease

Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I've got that feelin' that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you
Oh yeah
Stuck in the middle with you
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
With you
With you
With you
With you
With you
With you