He's tall
Good looking
And he's large
He's large
Large
Tall
Large
So large
And he's mine

He's not a mandolin (Oh no)
He's an accordion
I'll have to squeeze him each night to keep him warm (Warm)
He's virile, and he's strong (Strong)
He's strong (Strong)
And he's large (Large)
Large (Large)

Do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do
Da, da, da
Da, da, da
Da, da, da

He's got money and respect (That's true)
He's better than the rest (That's true)
He may not be the best
But he's large
And he's mine
Large (Large)
Large (Large)
Mine (Mine)
Mine (Mine)

Do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do
Da, da, da
Da, da, da
Da, da, da

It may seem funny, but it's not (Oh no)
I'm thankful for what I've got (Me too)
It may not be a lot
But he's large
And he's mine