It's not easy being me
Master of me own destiny
And I hates responsibility
Ah, it's not easy being me

Oh, it's hard to be in charge
Even harder being large
But you're charged when you're in charge!
Ah, it's not easy being me

Right front, rear right
Don't step in front of me!
Right, left, left, right
Yes, sir, your Admiralty!

Grr, I hate you so much!

Ah, it's not easy being me
Admiral of me own ship at sea
Now I knows why I admires me
Oh, it's not easy being me

It's not easy being mean
The problems of the large
If you know what I mean
He's large, he's large!
I got me own destiny
Yo ho, yo ho!
It's not easy being mean

Sometimes, something happened
I don't know what anymore
Sometimes, one time, something happened
I don't know what anymore

It's not easy being me
Master of internal piracy
And it's not the all end of me
Still, it's not easy being me

It's not easy being me
It's not easy being me
(It's not easy being mean)
It's not easy being me
It's not easy