[Intro: Murdoc, Noodle, Russel & 2D]
Valley of the Pagan, what's the meaning behind that, y'know?
It means that god is in everything and at the same time nowhere
Omnipresent, omnipresent
That's the best kind of present to have
Ah, oh- yeah (What you want for Christmas?)
Omnipresent (Well, there's no Christmas presents if you're a pagan)
Well, I suppose that's true normally (Dang, you're right. You're right, no)
Yeah, they don't go for that

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[Outro: 2D, Russel & Murdoc]
I think I might be a bit pagan
I've always thought that (Yeah)
I reckon about, uh, two-thirds pagan
Yeah, and what's the other third
Uh, Croydon