Got myself a girlfriend
She looks like a 10
My elbows start to tingle
When she gives me that moonshine grine

I love that woman so much
Too much like a fool
She knows I'm just a suckah

That girl makes me drool

The woman makes me mad
The woman makes me sad
I just can't handle it
This love and bullshit

The girl can ruin life
She's depressin' me like
She's depressin' me like a sharp knife
But when she comes to love me
She makes me have jello knees

Her mind's stronger than mine
But she knows I'm not the strong kind
Then she knows she's so fine
She puts me under her power line

The woman makes me mad
The woman makes me sad
I just can't handle it
This love and bullshit

Some may say I don't know
How to handle this
She takes my love for granted
Which get me really pissed

If she don't lighten up soon
Then our love will soon be doomed
Then I'll have to kill her

And feed her to the goons

The woman makes me mad
The woman makes me sad
I just can't handle it
This love and bullshit