SEBASTIAN
Well, what do we have here?

GREG
Look, Valmont, this is the first time I've ever done anything like this. Please don't tell anyone

SEBASTIAN
Can't help you there. After all, it is you who's bad-mouthing me to Annette Hargrove

GREG
Annette Hargrove? I don't know what you're talking about

BLAINE
Come to think of it, Valmont, he's probably telling you the truth. I mean, the boy can barely write a grocery list, let alone a letter. What was I thinking?

GREG
You sick son of a bitch...

SEBASTIAN
Actually, I'm going to need your help with Annette

GREG
I'm doin' this tonight
You're probably gonna start a fight
I know this can't be right
BLAINE
Hey, baby, come on
I loved you endlessly
When you weren't there for me

GREG
So now it's time to leave
And make it alone
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I wanna see you out that door
Baby, bye, bye, bye...

BLAINE
Bye, bye

BLAINE AND GREG
Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two

GREG
You may hate me, but it ain't no lie
Baby, bye, bye, bye...

BLAINE
Bye, bye
BLAINE AND GREG
Don't really wanna make it tough
I just wanna tell you that I had enough

GREG
It might sound crazy, but it ain't no lie

BLAINE AND GREG
Baby, bye, bye, bye

GREG
I don't wanna be your fool
In this game for two

BLAINE AND GREG
So I'm leavin' you behind

BLAINE
Bye, bye, bye...

GREG
I don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two

BLAINE
I don't wanna be your fool
GREG
You may hate me
But it ain't no lie
Baby, bye, bye, bye...

BLAINE
Bye bye

GREG
Don't really wanna make it tough
I just wanna tell you that I had enough

BLAINE
Make it tough

GREG
Might sound crazy, but it ain't no lie

BLAINE AND GREG
Baby, bye, bye, bye

BLAINE
Bye bye