See that boy with that guitar
He's got skinny legs like I always wanted
A girlfriend in his car 'cause he's got
Skinny legs like I always wanted
Sister, look at me again
You'd love me if I were as skinny as him

And see that boy with that guitar
He got a shirt and tie like I always wanted
A girlfriend in his car 'cause he's got
A shirt and tie like I always wanted
Sister, look at me again
Well, you'd love me if I were a dresser like him

See that boy with that guitar
He got a blue Toyota like I always wanted
A Japanese girl in his car
It's a blue Toyota like I always wanted
Sister, look at me again
You'd love me if I were a driver like him

And see that boy with that guitar
He got a baby face like I always wanted
A girlfriend in his car 'cause he's got
A baby face like I always wanted
Sister, look at me again
Well, you'd love me if I were a looker like him
And see that boy with that guitar
He got a little round... like I always wanted
A girlfriend in his car 'cause he's got
A little round... like I always wanted
Sister, look at me again
You'd love me if I had a... like him
You'd love me if that were my rear end

But legs they come and faces go
Just like old Toyotas
That jap girl dumped my ass and stole my clothes
She took my car and left me singin'

See that boy with that guitar
He got skinny legs like I always wanted
A girlfriend in his car 'cause he's got
Skinny legs like I always wanted
Skinny legs like I always wanted